A vehicle that promised to revolutionize drowning, the Amphicar was the
peacetime descendant of the Nazi Schwimmwagen (say it out loud — it's fun!).
The standard line is that the Amphicar was both a lousy car and a lousy
boat, but it certainly had its merits. It was reasonably agile on land,
considering, and fairly maneuverable on water, if painfully slow, with a
top speed of 7 mph. Its single greatest demerit — and this is a big one
— was that it wasn't particularly watertight. Its flotation was
entirely dependent on whether the bilge pump could keep up with the
leakage. If not, the Amphicar became the world's most aerodynamic
anchor. Even so, a large number of the nearly 4,000 cars built between
1961 and 1968 are still on the road/water. In fact, during the recent
floods in Britain, an Amphicar enthusiast served as a water taxi,
bringing water and groceries to a group of stranded schoolkids. Bully!
What makes a car bad? Is it the car with the worst exterior styling? The most dreadful interior? The most uncomfortable ride? The least reliable/most poorly made? Or is it a dismal combination of all these factors? For our purposes, the worst car in the world is not only the vehicle that incorporates the most of these negative traits, but also more importantly, has no redeeming qualities of what makes a car great whatsoever.
Friday, December 11, 2015
1958 Zunndapp Janus
Built in Nuremberg, Germany, by the well-established motorcycle firm
during a downturn in the two-wheeler market, this push-me-pull-you was
based on a Dornier prototype and powered by a 250-cc, 14-horsepower
engine, giving it a top speed of only 50 mph, assuming you had that kind
of time. Its unique feature was the rear-facing bench seat, which meant
passengers could watch in horror as traffic threatened to rear-end this
rolling roadblock of a car. Soon it became clear — "Ach Du Lieber!" —
that the Janus was a disaster, coming or going.
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